tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8796287.post114406322528529620..comments2024-01-27T11:22:19.082-06:00Comments on Blockade Boy: Secret Wardrobe 2: Part One Of InfinityJeremy Rizzahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08480479249595700846noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8796287.post-1144190536562158852006-04-04T17:42:00.000-05:002006-04-04T17:42:00.000-05:00Anonymous: I had no idea about Iron Fist (haven't ...Anonymous: I had no idea about Iron Fist (haven't read a comic with him in it since the 80's). Bendis strikes <I>again,</I> huh? Gah! I am <I>so over</I> that guy!<BR/><BR/>Chawunky: Hee! The Beyonder would have <I>cleaned up</I> on Project Runway.<BR/><BR/>Heidi Klum: The Beyonder and Nick, you represent the two worst designers. The Beyonder, you completely ignored your client's wishes. The judges think your design reveals too much "tootie" and your taste level just is not there. Nick, your suit was kind of wrinkly. (Heidi stands there silently for a full minute while dramatic music plays.) The Beyonder, you're "in."Jeremy Rizzahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08480479249595700846noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8796287.post-1144117974231017662006-04-03T21:32:00.000-05:002006-04-03T21:32:00.000-05:00Gah! I guess that's just the way the Worthingtons ...Gah! I guess that's just the way the Worthingtons roll.<BR/><BR/>OK, Circuit-Breaker seems like she's totally bitching out the Beyonder about her look: "My GOD! I pay through the nose for you to design me an original gown for the Oscars and THIS is what you come up with> What the F*CK!?"<BR/><BR/>And the Beyonder, in the third panel is all, "Hey honey, I can't help it if you can't live up to my genius. Go throw on some Vera Wang piece a' crap if you wanna fit in...>SNAP<... <BR/><BR/>Or something.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8796287.post-1144116706665665092006-04-03T21:11:00.000-05:002006-04-03T21:11:00.000-05:00Another easy way to tell that it's the '80's? Loo...Another easy way to tell that it's the '80's? Look who that is behind the Beyonder's knee there! Careful! You can see he's shy because he's hiding. That's right, it's mystical kung fu badass Iron Fist. He had never and will never again enjoy the level of popularity he had around this time, and the best he rates here is a behind-the-knee floating head. Cloak got a better spot. PUCK got a better spot! I eagerly await Iron Fist's next shot at the big time, though. Not only because I want to see someone avenge him for the way Brian Bendis always seems to make him into a gutless, ineffective Jimmy Olsen to Luke Cage (Brian, no one minds if you make Iron Fist gay, but you may not make him a wimp because he could kick Daredevil's ass over a house). The other reason I'll be glad to see him back is his impeccable fashion sense. The green Danskin leotard with the high yellow collar? The yellow pixie slippers? The mask with the streamers on it that makes it look like he has a second sash on his head? And then the cherry on the sundae, his muy macho dragon chest tattoo. Looking good, Danny, looking good.<BR/><BR/>(P.S. Is that the Angel with his nose up She-Hulk's butt? WARREN!)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8796287.post-1144085778001990772006-04-03T12:36:00.000-05:002006-04-03T12:36:00.000-05:00D'oh! Sorry about the spelling mix-up, Cozmic. It...D'oh! Sorry about the spelling mix-up, Cozmic. It's fixed now.<BR/><BR/>And thanks again for the idea. I couldn't believe how much fashion-y badness I found in those comics.Jeremy Rizzahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08480479249595700846noreply@blogger.com