tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8796287.post8945922929980182776..comments2024-01-27T11:22:19.082-06:00Comments on Blockade Boy: The Line to Punch Young Gerry Conway in the 'Nads Forms HereJeremy Rizzahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08480479249595700846noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8796287.post-7373698317817016942007-10-01T08:04:00.000-05:002007-10-01T08:04:00.000-05:00Re: Agent Whitepants, That. Would. Be. Awesome!...Re: Agent Whitepants, That. Would. Be. Awesome!<BR/><BR/>If anything could redeem this story, it'd be the nameless guy to once again give Iron Man "the proverbial hand." But keep your fingers out of "the till," brave Whitepants.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8796287.post-85470525681266784352007-09-29T08:50:00.000-05:002007-09-29T08:50:00.000-05:00Anonymous: Check out the shoulders on Marianne. Y...Anonymous: Check out the shoulders on Marianne. Y'know what? <I>I don't think that's her.</I> I think she's going to yank off those black pants, stripper-style, and reveal... <B>white pants.</B> Yes, it's the triumphant return of Whitepants... <I>Agent</I> Whitepants, FBI! (Carrying Plastered Superheroes Out of Danger Division).<BR/><BR/>Jon: I think Demitrius' illusion was exactly as lame as Demitrius himself. When Slasher was berating him and the only comeback Demitrius could think of was to call him a "fool," I realized that Demitrius wasn't the cleverest pseudo-terrorist to ever put on a polka-dot jumpsuit.<BR/><BR/>Siskoid: Either that, or they disguised themselves as <I>really rancid</I> slabs of Swiss cheese.<BR/><BR/>Dr. Tectonic: Maybe <I>everybody</I> wears those jumpsuits in whatever Marxist dictatorship they're from. (Venezuela, maybe?) Plus they have those squished-down conductor's hats, like the Maoists like to wear. Only in pink.<BR/><BR/>MaGnUs: Hey, Iron Man can't afford to be choosy. ...Wait a minute, he's a <I>gazillionaire</I> so he <I>totally can!</I>Jeremy Rizzahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08480479249595700846noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8796287.post-28555547347501631782007-09-29T01:20:00.000-05:002007-09-29T01:20:00.000-05:00Iron Man: "Must... reach... puddle... of... vodka....Iron Man: "Must... reach... puddle... of... vodka... *sniff* is that pee? Ah, what the hell... it's still full of alcohol. *slurp*"MaGnUshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06351888054411049033noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8796287.post-8550464786106335022007-09-29T01:02:00.000-05:002007-09-29T01:02:00.000-05:00Okay, mental illusions is a fine, fine power. All...Okay, mental illusions is a fine, fine power. All kinds of nifty things you can do with it, assuming the 'shrooms don't make you fixate on crabclawtentacleforeheadboobies.<BR/><BR/>But. BUT!<BR/><BR/>If Demetrius has the power of illusion, <I>why in the name of God doesn't he use it to cover up the freakin' polka-dotted jumpsuits?!?</I>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8796287.post-51599515183863382722007-09-28T19:10:00.000-05:002007-09-28T19:10:00.000-05:00Those are even polka-dots, these guys are just so ...Those are even polka-dots, these guys are just so high they're seeing spots.Siskoidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08266365376486695812noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8796287.post-39513505660565929002007-09-28T17:09:00.000-05:002007-09-28T17:09:00.000-05:00So the giant golden crabclaws on the giant forehea...So the giant golden crabclaws on the giant foreheadboobies were all an illusion? Couldn't Demitrius come up one that was less lame? Sheesh.Jon the Intergalactic Gladiatorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13758095794354686723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8796287.post-35336839625155425052007-09-28T09:22:00.000-05:002007-09-28T09:22:00.000-05:00See? What did I tell you? Iron Man's batteries r...See? What did I tell you? Iron Man's batteries ran down, he wet his armor, and the People's Dotting-of-Polka Army are just taking credit for it. I <I>knew</I> it!<BR/><BR/>Sigh. At least Slasher is as finally confused and annoyed about it all as the rest of us.<BR/><BR/>Uhm...Hey, you being the fashion guy and all, could you explain what in blazes Marianne is wearing and why it looks nothing like anything we've seen her in on her trip down? And is that a badge?<BR/><BR/>And just to check, it's still slightly moist out, right? Chance for stinky villain as the evening approaches?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com