tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8796287.post114786200571758772..comments2024-01-27T11:22:19.082-06:00Comments on Blockade Boy: Letters From A Henchman, Part Two: Evil On ParadeJeremy Rizzahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08480479249595700846noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8796287.post-1148408553831575042006-05-23T13:22:00.000-05:002006-05-23T13:22:00.000-05:00Steven, I just got another missive from Lenny!"Blo...Steven, I just got another missive from Lenny!<BR/><BR/>"Blockade Boy you tell that crumbum Steven I AM TOO real and if he do'nt think so I will track down the version of him what exsists in my own univers and if he ai'nt a mutant or nothing I will give him what for. And also if anybody is wondering why I let some future guy print my letters to Gladys its because I think it will make a nice historicle record like those one books that collect letters from Lord Byron or to Penthouse Forum and also Gladys ai'nt never wrote me back YET so what wood she care so theres a perfeckly logicle explanashun for it and no funny stuff is going on okay?"<BR/><BR/>I hope that clears things up.Jeremy Rizzahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08480479249595700846noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8796287.post-1148340607564882372006-05-22T18:30:00.000-05:002006-05-22T18:30:00.000-05:00Wait.Lenny's not a real person? His letters are ma...Wait.<BR/><BR/>Lenny's not a real person? His letters are made up by Blockade Boy, fugitive from the 30th Century and amateur costume critic? What kind of Frey-scam are you trying to pull?<BR/><BR/>Next you'll tell me Storm Boy's not real either, or Barney's not really Postmodern, or there's no big monkey selling comics in Georgetown! What else have you been keeping from me?<BR/><BR/>My world has been <B>SHATTERED</B>. <BR/><BR/>< finds couch. assists self to it. ><BR/><BR/>Lennnyyyyy!Stevenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14772087090448461047noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8796287.post-1148059716934030002006-05-19T12:28:00.000-05:002006-05-19T12:28:00.000-05:00M.U.R.D.O.C.K! Spider-man's crotch! BWAHAHAHAM.U.R.D.O.C.K! Spider-man's crotch! BWAHAHAHAAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8796287.post-1147971712597968572006-05-18T12:01:00.000-05:002006-05-18T12:01:00.000-05:00Aw, gosh! Thanks again, guys! Since you all enjoye...Aw, gosh! Thanks again, guys! Since you all enjoyed these last two posts so much, I can guarantee future letters from Lenny with more accounts of his adventures in henching and more of his down-to-earth "fashun crittisism."<BR/><BR/>And Scipio, no, there <I>wasn't</I> a real reason why those 9th rate bad guys decided to march <I>en masse</I> into a crowd of good guys. Just like there was no reason for Shellshock to incapacitate the four cops guarding the doors to the hospital and then <I>blast a hole through the wall,</I> which he could have done at <I>any part of the building.</I> Writer Tom DeFalco was trying to be humorous for many parts of this story but I don't think all the logic holes were intentional. Some of the blame may lie with artist Ron Wilson, who drew characters in the villain army who had previously been show getting their asses kicked inside the hospital, with no indication story-wise of how they could have escaped. It's still a fun comic, but it doesn't necessarily make any sense.Jeremy Rizzahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08480479249595700846noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8796287.post-1147915208819336882006-05-17T20:20:00.000-05:002006-05-17T20:20:00.000-05:00"Spider-Man shot a web outta his CROTCH and rode t..."Spider-Man shot a web outta his CROTCH and rode the Rhino around like a bull at a rodeo"<BR/><BR/>That is so totally hot! Marvel needs to hire Tom of Finland.<BR/><BR/><BR/>So ... was there a real reason these 9th rate villains decided to throw themselves into heroes' fists instead of robbing something and running away, like any sensible crook?<BR/><BR/>Was this like Marvel's answer to the Secret Society?Scipiohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16217376618860561999noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8796287.post-1147895625396254072006-05-17T14:53:00.000-05:002006-05-17T14:53:00.000-05:00Blockade Boy, this rocks! Both of the letters fro...Blockade Boy, this rocks! Both of the letters from Lenny have made me laugh out loud. I love the "outsiders view on ludicrous superheroes and supervillains" theme. So much good stuff...MODOK as MURDOCK and him floating like a Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade balloon, the Melter getting beat down early even though the whole thing was his plan, etc. Great stuff! Keep it up! <BR/><BR/>BTW, I've read commentary on Mirage's outfit saying it looks like a legal pad. Too true!<BR/><BR/>Maybe Havok, the High Evolutionary, and Mirage should compare notes...they both have had the whole "handle on head" look going on.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8796287.post-1147877170326575172006-05-17T09:46:00.000-05:002006-05-17T09:46:00.000-05:00This is arguably the best thing ever written.This is arguably the best thing ever written.gorjushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13184937227327518682noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8796287.post-1147876640168477482006-05-17T09:37:00.000-05:002006-05-17T09:37:00.000-05:00Oh dear me that was awesome.Oh dear me that was awesome.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8796287.post-1147875178303784872006-05-17T09:12:00.000-05:002006-05-17T09:12:00.000-05:00I for one would so totally buy a Lenny ongoing ser...I for one would so totally buy a Lenny ongoing series.<BR/> <BR/>"I coulda sworn Spider-Man shot a web outta his CROTCH" made me snort milk out of my nose. And I wasn't even drinkin' milk!Bullyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11708103213119467419noreply@blogger.com