Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Did She Move Into an Apartment or a Cow's Stomach?


It's the Swamp Thing's city place! In fact, he might still be there, disguised as the drapes or... Good Lord! *choke* Your purse! Drop your purse! Drop it! And run! Run! Don't look back! I'll stay here and fend him off! Don't look--!

(Are they gone?)


Suckers. *rifles through credit cards*

There's exactly one appealing item in this room and it's the door. And I love how the mom's outfit is only barely frumpier than her daughter's. They're both huge fans of voluminous, tent-like coats. Because after all, what's sexier than looking like your legs have been amputated and jammed up inside a church bell?


Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Is the Swamp Thing decorating TGI Fridays again?

Jeremy Rizza said...

He's also the spinach dip. So dig in!

Superman said...

I think he may be that woman's coat as well. I was going to ask if you'd like to join the competion here.

if so contact me at

Dave said...

Yeah, but where're the damn TUBERS, man! I want some sweet, hallucinogenic tuber action!

Jeremy Rizza said...

Superman: He's everywhere! And up on the wall is the Jolly Green Giant's deathmask.

Dave: Those are being used to stuff the chair.

Bully said...

I resent your post title. My stomach is much cuter than that.

Bill S. said...

Bully: he said COW'S stomach, not BULL'S. An important distinction, as I'm sure you will agree.

Jeremy Rizza said...

Thanks for having my back, Bill S.! And of course it was no slight to you, Bully. I'm 100% certain every part of you is adorable, outside and inside!