Punch Him in the Ink Sac!

I guess the (busty!) Octoid Men of Luvan are fond of wearing matronly one-piece swim suits, with their terminal spermatophoric ducts tucked between their legs.

Cross-dressing Pajama Party!

Hey, don't judge them too harshly -- as you can see, hubby's completely smooth from the neck area on down. If that's what it takes for them to achieve intimacy, so be it. (And don't even think of asking about all the mustard bottles on her vanity.)

Right Track, Wrong Tranny

"Nonsense! Why, there are vagina marks all over the body!"