"Ah, I see that they are! *sniff, sniff* And the crotch has been expertly laundered! Good work! ...Why, no, I'm not planning on putting you down anytime soon. Just... you be quiet! Shut your... NO! Just shut it! Shut your dirty, whorish mouth! ...Fuck. I was going to carry you all the way to the Batmobile like this, but then I wouldn't be able to reach my keys. What? Aw, HELLS NAW it don't got no 'voice activation', wiseass. This is 1977! How come you're so dumb? You from space or something? ...I SAID SHUT IT! *sniff, sniff*"
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Wow, Batman is like some kind of horny beagle.
"I sniffed his crotch... and I liked it. Gotta do something about that alerion he calls a collar, though."
Smiling Batman actually scares me.
-Phil
Bats´ smile scares me too, but Blockade Boy´s gift for finding dirty imagery even in the unlikeliest places scares me even more...
It truly is a gift...
Best crotch-sniffing Batman sequence EVER.
Um Mr. Batman? Hello? Um. Those are slacks...
Jon: That's why Bat-Hound ain't around anymore. He was redundant.
Phil: As well it should, friend. As well it should.
Gustavo and Bill S.: And you're quite welcome!
Scipio: Heh. And I'm betting you've seen a lot of 'em! (Yay! A Scipio comment!)
Lurker: Hey, it's Batman's stock pick-up line. He's too busy to customize the dang thing.
Yeah that grin looks a little possessed
I'm guessing most of Batman's "smile muscles" have atrophied down into tiny, silken threads, so he might not have the strength to do it properly.
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Nice thanks for sharing I love reading comics and also i love batman He is my hero!
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