Beware the Cylon Ninja Whore, my son.
Maybe you thought that Jericho had the ugliest George Perez costume design ever. Well, you were wrong. This here is Snap Dragon, from a Black Widow story in "Marvel Fanfare" #12 (January 1984). Everything about Snap Dragon's costume is unattractive and contrived, which renders further analysis pointless. So instead, I'll just make fun of her. Oh, snap!
- Oh, so that's Rob Liefeld's mom!
- Christo chose her crotch as the site of his newest installation.
- Okay, so she's got all the rest of that crazy shit going on, and yet there's a man's necktie clipped to her panties. Does her cooter have a job interview?
- Snap Dragon, about your hair... Sasquatch called; he wants his pubes back.
- I hope Mister Sinister is paying her well for these Cyclops fantasy sessions.
- Rom: Spaceknight has fatter thighs than I remembered.
- That's not a bustier. That's just a really bad case of dermatitis.
- That boxy little thing on her right forearm? Pez dispenser.
Okay, I'm done. Your turn!
3 comments:
The look of pain and anguish on the redhead in the foreground says it all, really.
"That boxy little thing on her right forearm? Pez dispenser."
Or a Perez dispenser, tee-hee, ho-ho, chortle!
It was the scandal of the cult when Kobra made his sister head temple prostitute...
Apparently Best Little Whorehouse had a rummage sale. And boy, did she rummage!
Actually, it's pretty much all tassles and frills--maybe she assembled her outfit from Party Warehouse!
What I really want to know is how she attached that sword to that garter belt. That's got to be . . . interesting to draw. But hellish fun at her wedding.
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