Thursday, August 23, 2007

Downward Slide

As you may have heard, I'm having some difficulties right now. Don't you worry your sweet little noggins about it, though. *reaches through computer screen and tousles your hair, or pats the bald spot where your hair used to be.* It won't keep me from blogging about "Iron Man" #41!


Uh-oh! The Senator ran out of collapsed building photos and has now moved on to his vacation slides! It's the Senator in bikini briefs -- albeit on the motorized stalagmite tour at Mammoth Cave for some reason -- and the imagery is so shocking it's burst right through Tony's retina and has exploded out the back of his skull! And he thought he was a playa! About the disembodied hand in the lower right corner... imagine it's Crandal's and it merely makes him look shocked. But imagine it's Tony's, and it makes him look Italian. ("Madon'! Never have I seen such a pazzesco slide!")


Anonymous said...

Or...the slides are 3-D! Of a hand. Awkwardly reaching.

Never mind. The page number is obviously covering up the till.

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Waidaminute, the senator is speaking against commercialism? Is he some kind of commie or something?

Jeremy Rizza said...

Anonymous: Maybe it's just an incredibly detailed back-scratcher.

Jon: Meanwhile, he's beholden to about thirty different corporate lobbyists.