Thursday, August 23, 2007

He Didn't Say "Simon Says"

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Hey! Watch where you're pointing that fat finger, Senator Snippy Schoolmarm! (If you please.) Although to be fair, you're probably just pissed because the Speaker of the House poured grape soda all over you and you haven't had time to wash it off. ...Naw, that still doesn't explain your weird matronly ranting or your smooth, fat face. Okay, just keep that finger steady while I hold this panel up to my Comic Book Character Fingerprint Recognition Scanner (another fine Storm Boy product)... *PING!*

Aha! So you're actually Granny Goodness! That explains everything.

4 comments:

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

But don't you see, it wasn't our fault. Terrorists with a machine that can knock down airport walkways, then be safely stowed away in a VW microbus are to blame.

Blockade Boy said...

Maybe he's in on it! Quick, strip him down and see if he's wearing a polka-dot jumpsuit!

Dave said...

Meanwhile, in the background, a slide depicts the stoic reaction of Sgt. Nochin as one of his soldiers dies trying to light a joint with a Stark Industries death ray...

Blockade Boy said...

Bwah! And now all that's left of him is a "purple haze."