Tuesday, April 01, 2008

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Welcome, comrades, to the Blockade Boy Revenge Squad's official home on the Intergalactic Intraweb! Our website is currently under construction, what with our being so busy plotting revenge and all, but we vow on our relatives' grave-pods that there are plenty of great features to come! These include a list of our "greatest hits" against that menacing man-beast, Blockade Boy; a fun preview of our future plans to torment him; and member profiles! Which might also interest those of you who are looking to hook up with one of us! Except for Squad members Calorie Queen and "Tater" Bugzz, since they're currently an item. But the rest of us are up for grabs!

(Just F.Y.I.)

Thanks for stopping by. Have a vengeful day!

13 comments:

Gustavo said...

Oh my god! They hacked BBoys site!

Unnaceptable! Readers! Let's band together to stop these defilers of all that is good and hairy in the blgosphere!

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Oh no!

Don't worry Blockade Boy, I have my sonic disrupter all charged up and ready to go.




Where should I aim it?

Bill S. said...

Yay, Blockade Boy Revenge Squad! I bow before our new masters! (At least until BB shows up again -- my loyalties, they iz fluid.)

Is that picture of Blockade Boy's accomplice new? The one we are to wedgie on sight? It's a good pic! I like it.

Blockade Boy said...

Gustavo: I'm appointing you my acting sergeant of the Blockade Boy Army of Champions! I presume you already have an appropriate hat to wear.

Jon: I've found that shooting at anything that moves is a good policy, no matter the situation!

Bill S.: *clears throat* You know I read this blog, right...? I guess I'll have to keep an eye on you. The pic is indeed new. Jeremy "now" (your era) has a goatee, with white in it! Really, the boy's hero-worship of me is getting awfully sad at this point.

Bill S. said...

(I'm trying to bring them down -- FROM THE INSIDE! Like the Blockade Boy Espionage Squad.)

It does look good. But then, I dig guys with goatees.

Gustavo said...

Yes Sir, Mr Blockade Boy, Sir!

I have to find a way of uploading some pics somewhere, so I can share both my very adequate headgear ( clever BBoy... you know me so well ) as well as my own silver-stroke goatee-turned-beard.

( btw, Rizza get better and better since he started aping your look )

LurkerWithout said...

Its good to see that Tater Bugzz just needed a kickin' theme song to get a girlfriend...

*Thinks about how to change final verse to be about fight between Tater and BB*

Kimberly said...

Thank you for your awesome work here. I really enjoy them.
I am volunteering as a talent scout for a youth art contest. I wonder if I could submit a blog entry regarding the contest to your site. I am sure your audience would be interested in it =D I am sorry that I post this message here, but I cannot find your contact information >_<

Title:
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Show off your talent at the 1st Annual FindYourArtSchool.com Young Adult Art Competition
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Please feel free to ask any question you have. You can reach me at Kimberly.y.liu@gmail.com
If possible, I hope to see your awesome work in the competition too! =)

All the best regards,
Kimberly

Blockade Boy said...

Bill S.: Welll.... okay then! (You certainly had me fooled, and I'm famously skeptical! Good job!)

Gustavo: Pictures? That'd be, er, edifying. *flop-sweats*

Lurker: Yeah, I know I kinda dote on the little dude, but it's only because he's kind of like a much smaller (and straighter) me. I predict great things for him!

Kimberly: Even if it turns out you're a spam robot, I don't mind. 'Cause it's art! At least you're not directing my readers to a website about sun tan lotion or a Bollywood celebrity (both of which have happened in the past).

MaGnUs said...

RESIST THESE INTERLOPERS!!! FOR ALL THAT IS WHITE IN MY BEARD, I WILL FIGHT YOU TO DEA... WELL, TO MAJOR DISCOMFORT!!!!

VIVE LE BLOCKADEAU!

PS: Tater and Calorie Queen an item? Way to go lil guy!

Blockade Boy said...

I'm thrilled for the lad, but I'm not sure about the suitability of Calorie Queen as a romantic conquest. (The space-clap, y'know.) Wear a rubber, dude!

MaGnUs said...

Don't they have tiny transuits for his man-thing?

Blockade Boy said...

Nope, but I have seen a guy wearing a miniature old-timey space suit on his dingus, like it was a finger puppet. The tiny bubble helmet is what made it especially upsetting.