The (kind-of) original Blue Beetle -- the one who was an archaeologist and not a cop -- defended the world against such menaces as (clockwise from top left)...
- Baron Von Howdy Doody!
- Furry Conventioneer Who Can't Walk Upright Because A Couple Of Ruffians Jabbed Pool Cues In The Costume's Eyeballs Man!
- The Micronauts Bandito!
- The Red Hulk's More Flamboyant Uncle!
- Battle Roomba!
- The Living Loincloth and his atomic-powered baby bottle!