"Away from me, empty Long Island Ice Tea! Enough of this chair, this faithless top! Let me now ascend the bar and commence dancing, in ways that the despicable patrons of this wine-sodden tavern can barely conceive!"
*thud*
"Bleurg... away! Away with these useless stomach contents! Urp. A-away with these faithless, semi-digested 7-11 burritos... let... let all consciousness cease..."
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Gawd! I'm on the edge of my seat for what comes NEXT!
She's actually a man, isn't she?
Does she announce everything she does like that?
"Away from the buffet table now to eat my crab legs!"
"Let me now rise from bed late at night to empty my bladder! Let all full bladders now be emptied!"
"Away from me, empty Long Island Ice Tea! Enough of this chair, this faithless top! Let me now ascend the bar and commence dancing, in ways that the despicable patrons of this wine-sodden tavern can barely conceive!"
*thud*
"Bleurg... away! Away with these useless stomach contents! Urp. A-away with these faithless, semi-digested 7-11 burritos... let... let all consciousness cease..."
Ahh!
So thats what the French Canadian Nuns get up to.
Gustavo: "AWAY with this superfluous dingus! Let all breast augmentation BEGIN..."
Jon and Johnathan: HAW! Man, she'd be a high-maintenance date, wouldn't she?
Captain Koma: If only "The Sound of Music" had been set in Quebec, it would have been a whole different movie.
Plus, she does't even realize that glasses are totally hot.
Totally!
she's such a bad girl
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