"I want the pleasure of massaging you first... with my bare fists!" I love your delivery on that. Just enough homoerotic subtext to keep things interesting.
The Spider is a master of shtick combat.
Bill S.: Thanks!Dave: Ouch.
And this is why I never walk through Clown Town to catch the bus.Another great reading, though I have to question the "bare fists" comment. D'ya think the other option was to keep the clown gloves on?
I can't tell you how much I enjoy your dramatic readings; they're like little radio plays! I look forward to the day that you compile them and release them as a zip file of mp3s for your millions of fans, when I will FINALLY be able to listen to "The Life Blockade Boy Leads" on my iPod!
Anonymous: And yet the cabs won't stop for you in Clown Town, either. And just try getting an ambulance! (Also: clown glove massage? *shudder*)Bill S.: I barely know how all this works, but I'll see what I can do!
But wait, you're from the future... Oh, of course, our ancient technologies and all that. Gotcha.
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