Friday, November 16, 2007

Weirdest "Montclair Moment" Ever

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Down, boy.

In close-up, we now can see that "Tub" is being bullied by a gang of thirty-something sophisticates.

7 comments:

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

The first two, clearly. I think the third is a dirty biker or something. He's just wearing a vest with no shirt.

Anonymous said...

Dang! Grad-school bullies are the worst! They bring their kids and professors to mock you, sometimes. And the nearest Carol Burnett impersonator they can find.

Oh, you don't think they're out there, but just check the yellow pages.

Wait. A sack of Jell-O (spelling corrected) with ears? I have to tell you, when I look at The Ultimate Fighting Machine Raw Material, there are a few things I do, in fact, notice. Bad color scheme (only with the jeans), the funny button nose, the multitude of chins (sorry if you were planning to use that for a post title--if not, it's yours!), the nonsensical calculator, and that massive divot above his lower lip. The ears barely register.

Scipio said...

Sophisticates?

They sound like Beavis & Butthead...

Blockade Boy said...

Jon: Oh, it's not a vest. Wait'll you see the whole thing! It's gonna be good.

Anonymous: Carol Burnett! Yes! Thank you! (Also: HAW!) The only comparison I could come up with was Jenette Kahn.

Scipio: But check out their posture, their jaded expressions...! I half-expect the next words from their mouths to be "How banal...!" Obviously, they're slumming.

Johnathan said...

I don't know about its insult value, but 'Sack of Jello With Ears' sounds like a fantastic toy. I finally know what to get my niece for Christmas!

Blockade Boy said...

It's like Mister Potato Head! Only better!

Johnathan said...

More gelatinous!