Wednesday, December 05, 2007

Blocky Derides Again

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Wouldn't it have been awesome if their answer had been "Nope"? And if Batman thought "Screw it, I don't care!" and then he spent four pages whaling on the antique store's hapless cleaning crew? And then, when they were all unconscious, he planted guns and knives and packets of cocaine on them (which he keeps for such occasions).

Just like you and me, Batman takes his pants off one leg at a time... while doing the splits. Take a gander at the Bat-Shadow. In brash defiance of all known physical laws, it's falling the exact opposite direction of everyone else's. I guess Batman just has an instinct for standing where the light is the most flattering. (This is one of many similarities between Batman and Marlene Dietrich.)

5 comments:

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Merceneries Incorporated?

Aw, I wanna see him beat up on Kids Incorporated.

Dave said...

WayneTech "Bat-Dockers" feature an easy-to-remove crotch panel to facilitate removal even during acrobatics.

It's "dual-use" technology, too -- for all those times millionaire playboy Bruce Wayne needs a pair of chaps, quick! (Hint: more often than you'd really want to think.)

Blockade Boy said...

Jon: Can he start with Mario Lopez?

Dave: Heh. Bruce Wayne must be fond of the old Ted Kennedy "I seem to have forgotten my trousers" come-on maneuver.

Anonymous said...

The good news is that they are, indeed, from Mercenaries, Incorporated. The bad news is that, well, they're just antique dealers who thought it'd be funny to name their company after hired soldiers. And Hessian LLC was already registered to a pizza delivery company.

Blockade Boy said...

In that case, they were kind of asking for it, weren't they?