The Australian super-hero, "Blueflyer"...
- ...can run at super-speed!
- ...is being haunted by the ghost of a giant manta ray. But SHH! Nobody say anything. He's kind of sensitive about it.
- ...has a sports bra to keep his man-boobs in check.
- ...wears that helmet because he's skunk-ass drunk on Fosters' twenty-four hours a day, and he crashes into shit a lot. A lot.
- ...has the ability to manifest a glowing blue energy-vagina through the intensity of his own horniness.
- ...wears both regular "tighty whiteys" and Doctor Manhattan's old Speedos over his super-suit! The layering does nothing to disguise the fact that he's hung like a mole rat.
- ...does a killer Mick Jagger impression.
- ...never got around to fixing that overbite.
- ...really has to use the bathroom, like right now.