(It's just that you're not allowed to say anything. Deal with it.)
Calamity King: Hear ye, hear ye. This meeting of the Blockade Boy Revenge Squad will now come to order! Secretary, do we have any unfinished business from our last meeting?
Gossip Queen: Polecat wanted 2 make a resolution barring U from parking your tricked-out Alfa Centauri Spider rocket-car in front of our SECRET HEADQUARTERS!!! But!!! You made us TABLE IT until the NEXT meeting!!! Which is THIS 1!!!!!!!
Calamity King: No way I'm moving my ride, dude! It's a total pussy wagon!
Polecat: I would have said "skank engine", but space-potato, space-potah-to. You have to listen to reason, Calamity! Even forgetting the glow-in-the-dark finish you painted it with, the spoiler you put on it is like, three times bigger than the car itself! It attracts unwanted attention!
Calamity King: Fine! Let's put it to a vote! All for moving my rocket-car?
Calamity King: All opposed?
Calamity King, Calorie Queen, Gossip Queen, Green Boy, Intern Alchemy, "Tater" Bugzz: [all of them displaying reluctance]: Nay.
[Suddenly, Polecat's chair collapses out from under him.]
Calamity King: Yikes, huh? You okay, pal? Green Boy, go get Polecat another chair.
[Green Boy lazily shambles out of the room.]
Calamity King: Weird, how you're the only one that ever happens to, Polecat. Maybe you need to go on a diet.
Polecat: Luck Lords damn you! I know it was your fault! We all know! [to the other Squad members] How long are we going to take this? He's the worst leader the Squad has ever had! I say, it's time we stood up to him! He can't take all of us at once, and--
[Abruptly, a ceiling tile falls on Polecat's head and knocks him on his ass.]
Calamity King: Wow! That looked painful. Polecat, pal, I think this little tantrum of yours has got you all tired out. Why don't you take a breather. Go design us all some new hats or something.
[Polecat leaves, muttering.]
Calamity King: Alrighty! Time for new business! Treasurer, how are we doin' for space-cheddah?
Intern Alchemy: By the winged staff of Hermes Trismegistus, it goes not well, my liege! The wheels of space-cheddah in our most-sacred vault are vanishing into the ether! I made free to spend yesterday evening within the vaults itself, as a guardian! Truly, I had purified myself for the vigil, touching neither food nor drink (save my customary flagon of space-wine). But still, a peculiar fatigue overcame my person. The mechanations of an evil spirit, I trow! When I had again recovered my senses, but one wheel of space-cheddah remained! Without a doubt, sinister forces are moving against us! Or maybe, y'know, we just have rats or somethin'. I dunno.
Calamity King: Big deal! Make us some more, already!
Intern Alchemy: Regretfully, I have suffered ill-fortune in every attempt, of late. Strange fluids have appeared within the pasteurizing vats, polluting the curds.
Calamity King: The hell? Like what?
Intern Alchemy: Urine, mostly.
Calamity King: So we're talkin' sabotage.
Gossip Queen: R we?????
Calorie Queen: Yeah! Are we, really?
Calamity King: What the hell is that supposed to mean?
"Tater" Bugzz: Prob'ly yer sleep-walkin', pardner.
Calamity King: Watch it, newbie.
Calorie Queen: Everybody knows, Calamity. Don't get us wrong, you're a cool guy and all, but you need to figure out some way to stay inside your Venturan star stone sarcophagus at night. Otherwise, all your bad luck mojo is gonna contaminate the whole squad! Unless you've figured out some way to control your power while you're sleeping.
Calamity King: I do not sleep-walk!
Gossip Queen: Oh????? Then HOW do U explain why you're always waking up outside your sarcophagus lately?????? We keep finding U dozing in the holo-vision lounge, in the kitchen... and outside the space-cheddah vault!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!
Calamity King: Aw, c'mon! You can't seriously think--
"Tater" Bugzz [to Gossip Queen]: Ackshully, I figgered you were the culprit, Gossip Queen! I mean, 'tain't no secret ya got a hankerin' fer cheese! [He pokes Gossip Queen's belly and man-boobs, repeatedly.]
Gossip Queen: Hey!!! Back off, SHORT STUFF!!!!!!
"Tater" Bugzz: "Yeller"?! NOBODY calls "Tater" Bugzz "yeller"!
Gossip Queen: "Yeller"???? What th'--?????
Calorie Queen: Relax, honey, I don't think he meant--
"Tater" Bugzz: I'LL SHOW YOU "YELLER"! [He punches Gossip Queen in his cameramatic eye prosthesis with one of his shock gauntlets, smashing the lens and frying the circuitry at the same time.]
Gossip Queen: GAH!!! I'M BLIND!!! YOU CRAZY BITCH!!! YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE!!!!!
"Tater" Bugzz: YEE-HAW! WHO WANTS SOME? I'LL TAKE ALL Y'ALL ON! HOO-DOGGIES!
Calorie Queen [dragging "Tater" towards the door]: I'm really sorry, you guys. "Tater" has this condition where he gets these really sexy berserker rages. There's only one way I've found to calm him down. We won't be back for, oh, about three hours.
Calamity King [blinking in wonderment]: What the hell just happened...?
Gossip Queen: WHO CARES??!!!! Just get me 2 an Omnicom so I can order another camera-eye!!!!
Calamity King: Holy balls! How long will it take to arrive?
Gossip Queen: 6-8 weeks, usually!!! In the MEANTIME, I plan on holing up in my bedroom suite with a carton of fudge cakes and my massaging showerhead!!!! And I am NOT to be disturbed!!!!! Oh, this STINGS like a BASTARD!!!!! That little TURD BUCKET...!!!!!!!
[Calamity King and Intern Alchemy escort Gossip Queen from the conference room.]
[Two-and-a-half minutes later, Green Boy enters, listlessly dragging a chair behind him. He gazes morosely at the now-empty room.]
Green Boy [barely audible]: Hello...? Anybody...?
[One minute later, he crawls under the conference table, curls up into a ball, and begins snoring.]