Tuesday, May 27, 2008
The Sneerness of You
See, this is why "Moose" from Archie Comics should never be allowed to dress himself.
...Okay, so the mesh t-shirt was my idea. But then that big dumb dope had to accessorize it with a three-sizes-too-small fedora, a woolen suit coat (Who does he think he is? Sonny Crockett?) and his mom's scarf. GAH.
Meanwhile, the three points of the Universe's Most Boring Love Triangle don't realize that they're sitting in the mouth of a giant parasitic plant, which will soon snap shut and dissolve their stupid, quarreling bodies.
Posted by Jeremy Rizza at 5:54 AM
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No, no no! That's not Moose! Can't you tell by the ascot that this is Freddie from Scooby Doo after he had taken steroids to try and attract Shaggie away from his dog?
I think I'll go with Moose too.
And he was always kind of a hick... but then, replace the fedora with a stetson!
And the scarf.... god, BBoy, this sounds like a challenge to you: design someone manly with a scarf...and keep him manly.
Moose figures that if his outfit is idiotic enough, people will be so dumbfounded they'll forget to report him for parking in the bus stop lane.
I was definitely getting a Scooby Doo vibe from him, as well. It looks like he just locked Jerry Reid in the basement of the theater, and is on his way to his car, "FEBAG". I seriously need to quit spending my time watching Cartoon Network...
Comixbear: Yoinks! Whaddayaknow, he is kinda like Freddy! Only creepier.
Gustavo: I kinda did already, with Dynamo Kid. My redesign had a scarf, which nonsensically attached to nothing at all, and wasn't even tied in a knot. Admittedly, it wasn't my best work.
Spazmo: And for all we know, he's merely ogling a club sandwich.
Bill S.: Believe me, the other channels aren't much better. Besides, I don't know how you 21st-century folks can stand that lousy 2-D picture in the first place. It made my eyeballs hurt (back when I visited your jacked-up era).
What is the point of a mesh t-shirt if you're just going to cover the goods up? I mean, honestly...
Aw, but he's blushing. It's cute!
Stephen: I time-telephoned my old roommate, Jeremy, on the subject. He said that if "Moose's" conquests are anything like his boyfriend, then they think half the fun is in uncovering it.
Jonathan: Are you sure that's not just residual bruising from the time he ogled a judo expert?
you know if the speech balloons were swapped then it'd be a bit more accurate.
Oh and I sent Jezza the koma pics
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