Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Bikini Area 51

chameleonopants


I hope Chameleon Boy remembers to thank Shrinking Violet for letting him borrow her blouse and panties.

What in the Sam Hill is going on here, you might ask, if you were a comic-relief "old prospector" character from a Hollywood Western? It's pretty simple, really. Let me break it down for you:
  1. Chameleon Boy is sweet on Jan. Sadly...
  2. Chameleon Boy is too shy to "make the first move", so...
  3. Chameleon Boy has resorted to a trick taught to him by Timber Wolf...
  4. And has shown up in her room with no trousers on. Unfortunately...
  5. Chameleon Boy forgot to shape-shift himself some genitalia.
But that's no big deal, Cham. You don't need your junk to "press the button", if you know what I mean.

10 comments:

Gustavo said...

If we are to get all Legion-geeky, we know another "Jan" in conitnuity. One assiciated with ambiguity, dissappearing genitalia and the like... I tell you, DC always years ahead of the pack with these mature themes.

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...
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Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

He's got to yodel in the valley.

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Or do some laps at the "Y."

Bill S. said...
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Bill S. said...

I have no idea what the last sentence means. In fact, I do not care to know!

captain koma said...

no pants!

Thats just so wrong. Obviously fashion has gone down hill. That or the human race has become body hairless.

Tell me it ain't so BB.

Blockade Boy said...

Gustavo: Yeah, I think that Jan missed a golden opportunity. He should have hooked up with Chameleon Boy!

Jon: Ew, and ew.

Bill S.: I used my mighty extraterrestrial brain to figure it out. And I wish I hadn't!

Captain Koma: Fear not! Cham is merely pandering to the teenage girl "I Want My Boyfriend To Look Like My Girlfriends, Only With No Boobs And Different Genitalia" demographic. See also, the Disney Channel.

MaGnUs said...

He's sweet on Jan... Jan Arrah, look at that hairdo!!!

Blockade Boy said...

Heh. Yeah, Cham totally covets Element Lad's shaggy, wind-swept "Blue Lagoon" curls. He just can't keep his hands off of them!