Thursday, June 26, 2008

Damn Viking Hippies!


"...Specifically, from my pubes. Also, I made earrings for you. Carved 'em from some of my denser stools! ...Hey, where are you going--?"

(Meanwhile, Kristen's trampy friend Hilde is traipsing about with that jewel-encrusted gold crown that her boyfriend Erik pillaged for her.)


Gus Casals said...

On one hand,m I envy a man who has such thick hair, on the other, conditioner much?

I'm going to take to make trinkets out of my beards to unsuspecting cubs...

Bill S. said...

Ah, but now they might suspect!

Won't the hair-bracelet be extremely itchy? There's a reason we don't (generally) make clothing out of human hair. I mean, besides it being kind of gross.

Jeremy Rizza said...

Gustavo: How crafty! In more ways than one!

Bill S.: It's actually pretty soft, because he never washes it. (Hippie!) But I'm afraid that it is going to leave a stain.