Tuesday, June 03, 2008

Meanwhile, in an Alien Fertility Clinic...


Maybe Fly Man's "twigorgs" wouldn't be "perma-locked" if he'd only go a size up in his spandex trunks!

(Mind you, I'm gayer than a Hello Kitty ice cream cake, so I personally couldn't give a shit about motility...!)


captain koma said...

I'm not sure if your that much of a screaming queen to be gayer than a Hello Kitty ice-cream cake.

I switched to boxers 10 years ago. No problems here.

Comixbear said...
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Comixbear said...

Maybe he needed to unbutten his Fly!



Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

My twigors were permalocked once, not a good day there. I had to go to the doctor who used his infrafrizz to cycle the retrostatic electrofunk on the frazzmatazz moonunit until my ocilating neutrongraft sloughed off the double redundancy ding dong on my nucleosplat.

Nepharia said...

Jon, that sounds just a little too scary.

Gus Casals said...

I bet the twigors were permalocked after the poor guy was attacked by that dastardly villan, The Wedgie!

Dean said...

Dang. Was that covered by your health insurance, Jon?

Anonymous said...

Wow, that writer is so bad he makes makes treknobabble sound good. *yeesh*


Jeremy Rizza said...

You guys know a lot about twigorgs! More than I expected, actually.

Captain Koma: I know that I'm almost unbearably butch, but I figured that phrase would make more sense to y'all than "gayer than an Ultimate Fighting champion jumping a monster truck over a barbecue grill factory."

Comixbear: "Ouch" indeed, Comixbear. No wonder you're a nudist!

Jon: That's why you never get your ocilating neutrongrafts from a guy who works out of the back of his van.

Nepharia: Agreed, but I'd like to think of this blog as a place where guys can feel comfortable talking about operations on their genitals.

Gustavo: The Wedgie! Heh. I never got one of those, probably because I was always a good head-and-a-half taller than anybody else in my school. Still, I'll pretend to sympathize with those who did. *clears throat, then sheds single, perfect tear*

Dean: That's what I'd like to know! Er, it's for a friend.

L.L.: "Treknobabble!" Heh. You must be from the "Let's run the entire ship off of Geordi's visor" era of Star Trek!