Monday, August 04, 2008

But How Does He Smell? (Terrible!)

I hated to keep you in suspense -- since I already knew what would happen (me being from the future and all) -- but it's now safe to tell you that Jeremy's septum-correcting surgery was a smashing success! He didn't feel any pain. Not that he'd admit it, since he's a total bad-ass, or at least, that's what he tells people. And after a couple of nights at his sister's house and some bowls of homemade chicken noodle soup, he's doing pretty darned well! He just isn't allowed to blow his nose for a week. Or else the fool thing just falls right off, I guess. Also, he can't lift anything heavier than twenty pounds for two weeks. Or is it two weeks on the nose-blowing and one week on the heavy lifting?

Uh-oh.

Let's see some photos of him, before and after the surgery!

BEFORE:


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AFTER:


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Yipes stripes. I hope he has a good lawyer!

10 comments:

Bill S. said...

He looks less pensive.

Gus Casals said...

Well, are you familiar in the 30th century with the creature they call "Michael Jackson" ?

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Is he allowed into the hallow halls of the Septum Sanctorum now?

Wonder Man said...

that's deadly, but cute

Nepharia said...

Hmmm, are you sure Jeremy isn't in any pain?

Jayson said...

I don't think nasal cartilage is supposed to go between the knuckles. There's your problem right there.

Skeleton Munroe said...

Looks like he's fighting a sneeze already...

Better get on the nose donor list early, just in case.

Skeleton Munroe said...

Recipient! Nose *recipient*!

Dean said...

It's a shame that Jeremy couldn't get the adamantium bone implants while he was under the knife, but I hear that the co-payment for that in the States is huge. Wolverine, of course, got his done in Canada, where they have the socialized medicine. No flies on that guy!

Jeremy Rizza said...

HAW! No time for individual replies right now, but you're all cracking my shit UP! And Nepharia, Jeremy really truly is feeling fine. And he just yesterday (your time) noticed that the break room at Star Lumber smells like bleach. So I guess he'll have a Wolverine-level sniffer goin' once everything up his snoot finally heals. Hey, bonus!