Examples? But of course!
- Cap'n Crunch: achondroplastic dwarfism
- Count Chocula: porphyria, microcephaly
- Quisp: hypertension
- Tony the Tiger: gynecomastia, a.k.a. "male breast enlargement"
- Toucan Sam: deviated septum
- Booberry: anemia. Also, he's dead.
- King Vitaman: hemophilia
- Frankenberry: rosacia
- Trix Rabbit: kleptomania and species dysmorphia
- Diggum: three-pack-a-day smoker
- The Cinnamon Toast Crunch Chef: chronic flatulence
- Sugar Bear: third nipple
- Cookie Crook: converted to radical Wahabist sect of Islam while in the slammer, currently in Gitmo
- Sonny the Cocoa Puffs Cuckoo: meth addict
My favorite cereal mascot? Glad you asked! It's a handsome fella whose moniker just happens to be the same as the one I earned on my high school magno-ball team. Behold: Fruit Brute!
...Okay, so they never called me that on the court. Just in the locker room. And I was never technically a team member.
By the way, is anybody else kinda freaked out by this kid?