So, assuming he's not waggling that red pen as a symbol of his constrained dingus (a true martyr for our time!) what is he's doodling? Is he...
- Figuring out a way to maximize his own brooding?
- Plotting his route to the airport bar (or Marianne's vagina)?
- Drawing a mean-spirited, racist caricature of the Mandarin? (Admittedly, the Mandarin already was something of a racist caricature.)
- Sequencing the DNA for what will be named "Scarlett Johansson"?
- Diagramming Marvel's "Civil War" crossover, inadvertently creating a mathematical formula which proves there is no God?
- Inventing the world's first voice de-activated bra clasp?