Tuesday, November 20, 2007

So THAT'S How Deathstroke Lost His Eye!

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Today in science:
1977: Baskin-Robbins announces that it has partnered with Lockheed Martin to produce a "frictionless" ice cream cone, capable of breaking the sound barrier. ("WOOOSH!")
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7 comments:

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Now that Iggy shoved that ice cream into Tubby's eye, is he going to have to wear Shades? I hope this doesn't cause the guy to lose his Lust for Life, but you know in life we're all just a Passenger. You see first hand how getting picked on is No Fun, but I bet Tubby is going turn into a Real Wild Child, get back at Iggy and make the skinny guy cry I Wanna Be Your Dog. Then maybe they'll all go out Nightclubbing.

7:41 AM
Chance said...

Should have stopped at Real Wild Child.

8:44 PM
Dave said...

bad joke about salacious interpretations of "pounding the sack" redacted

um... Well, I wonder why he didn't say "hitting the sack", he looks so middle-aged and weary.

meh

When's that goddamned Batman showing up?

And who gives our lovely loser here his Science Juice?

2:00 AM
Jeremy Rizza said...

Jon: This is payback for my Iron Fist/BeeGees post, isn't it?

Chance: Play nice.

Dave: First off, thanks for the Science Juice link; that was awesome! And you're right: all the "teenagers" here look as old as the ones on TV shows and in the movies. It's effed-up.

6:30 AM
Scipio said...

Mmmm.... stealthcones!

3:19 PM
Anonymous said...

You know, in our time, the FDA actually classifies teflon as a food additive, because it often flakes off of nonstick pans. They've concluded it's healthy because its low-friction nature allows it to, well, slip through undigested.

So it's really only a matter of time before someone starts selling frictionless ice cream. I doubt it'll make a cool sound when you ram it into your eyesocket, though.

Aside: Without that comma and out of context, poser-guy sounds like a three-year-old confronted with an abstract punishment. Or confusing football instructions.

1:57 PM
Jeremy Rizza said...

Scipio: Hey, why do you think they called it the Cold War?

Anonymous: Or he's bristling at his latest assignment at the grocery store.

6:27 AM

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