Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Mayday! Slope-Shouldered, Mouth-Breathing, Racist "Bandito" Character at 3:00!


That "head-band" is many things, but "legendary" isn't one of them. (By the way, I caught "Winston and the Diggers" back in '66. They opened for the Beach Boys at the Coco Beach Surf-a-Go-Go Festival. And they sucked.)

So, what wondrous abilities do you think that zany Aztec-Kirby helmet will bestow?


Oh. Gesundheit, I guess.


Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Blocky, I thought you might enjoy a little story writing meme action. Feel free to check it out here.

Scipio said...

Good lord.

It's Aztek.

Chance said...

Blocky, that was my exact thought when I saw the phrase "Winston and the Diggers."

(You don't mind if I call you Blocky, do you?)

Nova with a headache = Aztek.

Jeremy Rizza said...

Jon: Thanks! I'll look into that, after I finish up a project I'm working on. Just give me a day or two.

Scipio: Aztek, in black, with a droopy biker 'stache? Sounds good to me!

Chance: Heh. And "Blocky" is fine.

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Wait wait wait, aren't WInston and Diggers that funny country duo how sing "I Lobster and Never Flounder?

Jeremy Rizza said...

You just made that up, right? Because if you did, it's hilarious. But if that's an actual song, I'm going to experience profoundly despair.

Anonymous said...

The most surprising thing about this story so far? The "headband" isn't something that was left out where Lana Lang could play with it.

I mean, really, what the heck kind of Fantastic Powers make a FUUSSH sound? Is that pseudo-Aztec for Ka-Boom? Maybe the same language has a word for helmet that sounds like headband.

(And I still have a couple of Winston and the Diggers albums, so there.)

((Yes, I'm kidding.))

MaGnUs said...

Kirby-Aztec helmet? It let's you build Kirby-Aztec Machinery (TM), and strike Kirby-Aztec Action Poses (TM).