Tuesday, December 11, 2007
Mayday! Slope-Shouldered, Mouth-Breathing, Racist "Bandito" Character at 3:00!
That "head-band" is many things, but "legendary" isn't one of them. (By the way, I caught "Winston and the Diggers" back in '66. They opened for the Beach Boys at the Coco Beach Surf-a-Go-Go Festival. And they sucked.)
So, what wondrous abilities do you think that zany Aztec-Kirby helmet will bestow?
Oh. Gesundheit, I guess.
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Blocky, I thought you might enjoy a little story writing meme action. Feel free to check it out here.
Good lord.
It's Aztek.
Blocky, that was my exact thought when I saw the phrase "Winston and the Diggers."
(You don't mind if I call you Blocky, do you?)
Nova with a headache = Aztek.
Jon: Thanks! I'll look into that, after I finish up a project I'm working on. Just give me a day or two.
Scipio: Aztek, in black, with a droopy biker 'stache? Sounds good to me!
Chance: Heh. And "Blocky" is fine.
Wait wait wait, aren't WInston and Diggers that funny country duo how sing "I Lobster and Never Flounder?
You just made that up, right? Because if you did, it's hilarious. But if that's an actual song, I'm going to experience profoundly despair.
The most surprising thing about this story so far? The "headband" isn't something that was left out where Lana Lang could play with it.
I mean, really, what the heck kind of Fantastic Powers make a FUUSSH sound? Is that pseudo-Aztec for Ka-Boom? Maybe the same language has a word for helmet that sounds like headband.
(And I still have a couple of Winston and the Diggers albums, so there.)
((Yes, I'm kidding.))
Kirby-Aztec helmet? It let's you build Kirby-Aztec Machinery (TM), and strike Kirby-Aztec Action Poses (TM).
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