Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Assume the Exposition

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Oh, so General Angst wanted to be surprised.

And I love that Don Newton didn't shy away from drawing an arrow towards the best-known vulnerable* part of the male anatomy: the groinular region. It's just a shame Dr. Moon's elbow is in the way.

*And therefore exquisitely sensitive, as well. That's why I like to plaster the walls of this town with "travel posters" that feature slogans like, "Visit Blockade Boy's Breathtaking Groinular Area" and "Blockade Boy's Groinular Area: You Belong There."

7 comments:

LurkerWithout said...

Blockade Boy's Groinular Area: Its where ITS at

Blockade Boy's Groinular Area: His name says boy, his groin says MAN

Blockade Boy's Groinular Area: You've heard the buzz, now experiance it for yourself!

Justin Garrett Blum said...

The suspense is killing me already. I can't wait to see how they explain this one! Did they remove his balls?

Anonymous said...

Blockade Boy's Groinular Area: If you lived there, you'd be home by now.

Blockade Boy's Groinular Area: It's not just for breakfast anymore.

Blockade Boy's Groinular Area: It's where the hard is.

Blockade Boy's Groinular Area: Apply directly to the face. Apply directly to the face. Apply directly to the face.

Okay, I'm done now.

-Phil

Blockade Boy said...

Lurkerwithout and Phil: *wipes away tears of unadulterated joy and laughter* The Luck Lords bless and keep you both.

Justin: That would be the most elegant solution, wouldn't it?

MaGnUs said...

BB, you're gonna love the name of this book.

Blockade Boy said...

Haw! I certainly do!

MaGnUs said...

Heh, I knew it.