Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Here's to Your Cramming It

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Judging from the "his 'n' hers" go-go dancer costumes, I'm guessing they're on the run after cheating on Lifetime's "Your Mama Don't Dance".

You know me; I'm not a huge fan of cut-outs to begin with. I mean, I know I've used them before, but they have to be placed sparingly and strategically. And for a bent, cone-headed oldster, they should be placed nowhere. Nobody wants to see your liver-spotted love handles, Gramps. And if you wear that nutty tunic over a filmy white bodysuit (as you are in this case) it just makes it worse. Because then I'm forced to employ my imagination.

And I can imagine some pretty freaky shit.

8 comments:

Gustavo said...

There is so much wrong here...first of all: daughter and father? husband and wife?
Either way, she's a bitch.
The matching costumes... beyond revolting ( unless ballroom dancing is involved ).
And are they toasting with water? Because that doesn´t look like a wine or kono juice or silverale jug to me ( no, I'm no talking about HER juggs, pointy as they are...)

LurkerWithout said...

Space Patrol? They're afraid of SPACE PATROL? Thats like 4 junior high kids who've "borrowed" their dads Space Cruiser. I'd want to get drunk constantly if I were on the lam from the fucking Space Patrol.

spazmo said...

I'm pretty sure that's the hard stuff, gustavo.

Let's face it, the prospect of squeezing "space-age" Uncle Jesse into skintight fetishwear every morning would turn anyone into a two-fisted drinker.

Not to mention the fact that Skyzznx's constant "nervous" complaints are clearly bladder-related.

Nepharia said...

Are you *sure* he's wearing a filmy white body suit? Doesn't look that way to me...ew.

David Lawson said...

A dress with side cut-outs, yet no glimpse of side-boobage?

The future looks bleak.

Comixbear said...

Drink some more of that prune juice and you will REALLY be tapping the solar winds!!!

http://comixbearbarecomix.blogspot.com/

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! My eyes! My eyes!

Blockade Boy said...

Gustavo: Maybe little sister and REALLY BIG brother? And maybe they're toasting with vodka! A big pitcher of vodka.

Lurker: I did some Googling (don't worry; the drapes were closed) and I found out that one of the "Space Patrols" was a marionette TV show. I kind of like the idea of these two freaks lamming it from a bunch of puppets.

Spazmo: "Uncle Jesse." Heh. So that means their spaceship is painted with the Confederate battle flag? ...Figures.

Nepharia: So you're implying he's just white and... filmy? Ditto on the "ew."

David: Different times, different fetishes. Back fat is totally erotic in my era! That's why I'm such a "catch."

Comixbear: ZING! Wait, what?

Jon: And you just know he owns a t-shirt that reads, "Sexy Grampa."