Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Here's to Your Cramming It


Judging from the "his 'n' hers" go-go dancer costumes, I'm guessing they're on the run after cheating on Lifetime's "Your Mama Don't Dance".

You know me; I'm not a huge fan of cut-outs to begin with. I mean, I know I've used them before, but they have to be placed sparingly and strategically. And for a bent, cone-headed oldster, they should be placed nowhere. Nobody wants to see your liver-spotted love handles, Gramps. And if you wear that nutty tunic over a filmy white bodysuit (as you are in this case) it just makes it worse. Because then I'm forced to employ my imagination.

And I can imagine some pretty freaky shit.


Gus Casals said...

There is so much wrong here...first of all: daughter and father? husband and wife?
Either way, she's a bitch.
The matching costumes... beyond revolting ( unless ballroom dancing is involved ).
And are they toasting with water? Because that doesn´t look like a wine or kono juice or silverale jug to me ( no, I'm no talking about HER juggs, pointy as they are...)

LurkerWithout said...

Space Patrol? They're afraid of SPACE PATROL? Thats like 4 junior high kids who've "borrowed" their dads Space Cruiser. I'd want to get drunk constantly if I were on the lam from the fucking Space Patrol.

spazmo said...

I'm pretty sure that's the hard stuff, gustavo.

Let's face it, the prospect of squeezing "space-age" Uncle Jesse into skintight fetishwear every morning would turn anyone into a two-fisted drinker.

Not to mention the fact that Skyzznx's constant "nervous" complaints are clearly bladder-related.

Nepharia said...

Are you *sure* he's wearing a filmy white body suit? Doesn't look that way to me...ew.

Anonymous said...

A dress with side cut-outs, yet no glimpse of side-boobage?

The future looks bleak.

Comixbear said...

Drink some more of that prune juice and you will REALLY be tapping the solar winds!!!


Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! My eyes! My eyes!

Jeremy Rizza said...

Gustavo: Maybe little sister and REALLY BIG brother? And maybe they're toasting with vodka! A big pitcher of vodka.

Lurker: I did some Googling (don't worry; the drapes were closed) and I found out that one of the "Space Patrols" was a marionette TV show. I kind of like the idea of these two freaks lamming it from a bunch of puppets.

Spazmo: "Uncle Jesse." Heh. So that means their spaceship is painted with the Confederate battle flag? ...Figures.

Nepharia: So you're implying he's just white and... filmy? Ditto on the "ew."

David: Different times, different fetishes. Back fat is totally erotic in my era! That's why I'm such a "catch."

Comixbear: ZING! Wait, what?

Jon: And you just know he owns a t-shirt that reads, "Sexy Grampa."