Monday, May 12, 2008

Operation: Fascinate!

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I can't tell if those things on their heads are flowers, crocheted doilies, luncheon meat, or just their brain matter bulging out of the holes in their noggins.

I also think it's telling that one of these "hats" totally effed up Mister Spock when it got stuck to his back, and yet these ladies don't even notice them. (Granted, the li'l neural parasites would have to burrow through a good eight inches of hair-do before it touched flesh.)

13 comments:

LurkerWithout said...

Look Gay Space Amoeba's HAVE to live in a symbiotic relationship with humanoid Fag Hags. Its a symbiosis, like Star Trek Trill, not parasitism like Futurama Brain Slugs...

Gustavo said...

Now, this post is for all of those who say you are not fair and accurate: if you had done some clever editing of the lower part of the picture, it would have given a complete different meaning to the type of service these lovely ladies were about two give...
Now, we can be positive they would have got that "casting interview" they had in mind. In their sprouting out of their heads minds.

Comixbear said...

I think it's rather obvious that those two women were involved in a bitch-fight while having strawberry shakes and have them dripping down their heads while they make up and cruise for men.

(Hey, if you think that's far fetched, it's not nearly as far fetched as Secret Invasion!)

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Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Or they might be the children of Massive Headwound Harry.

Bill S. said...

Will the real Jan Brady please stand up?

Is it just me, or is there a disconnect between those tops and the hot pants they are presumedly wearing?

Scipio said...

They're overweight starrophytes.

Blockade Boy said...

Lurker: Wow, you know a lot about Gay Space Amoebas! What, did you write your Master's thesis on them or sumpin'?

Gustavo: Heh. I have to admit, the notion of an open-air brothel is quite charming.

Comixbear: It's certainly not any more far-fetched than your typical "young adult" drama on the CW.

Jon: I'm sorry; I just can't picture Massive Headwound Harry getting the chance to father any children.

Bill S.: Haw! (I get it!) And they're obviously waitressing at a Mod/Bavarian/Busby Berkely-themed drive-in that serves roasted chicken and delicate little glasses of beer. I mean, it's so obvious.

Scipio: Man, the American diet is catching on everywhere!

David Lawson said...

I think the questions are due to a lack of understanding of alien lifeforms by humans.

A.) Not every humanoid keeps their genitalia in the same place as humans.

and B.)Not every alien culture believes that those parts of the anatomy should be covered up.

captain koma said...

And that David explains why we love alien chicks like Starfire.

Also not that Julie has her thumb in the peas. Thats a Health Food Safety no-no. I reckon the suave guy in the car is the Health Inspector undercover and that this is a bust.

Will said...

So a young Stockard Channing worked in romance comics before making it big in Hollywood?

MaGnUs said...

I like the go-go boots and the hot pants, but tiny glasses of beer is like saying hairless Amadosians.

Blockade Boy said...

David: I'm picturing a very sensual piggy-back ride!

Captain Koma: Also, I'm pretty sure they're hoarding salt. Check out that towering shaker, next to the sloppy joe!

Will: And as you can see from her eyes, she had to go to work all coked up in order to keep from killing herself.

MaGnUs: *runs a brush through the hair on my inner thighs* Point taken!

Anonymous said...

They are long dead Starro symbiots on their heads. Starro's symbiots need sentient beings to survive. Starro the conqueror has met his match.

LL