Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Judge, Jewelry, and Executioner

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Normally, I'd excoriate Judge Carter Blaire for being so snippy about his daughter's accessories. I mean, the Dazzler is a grown-ass woman; if she wants to tramp it up with glow-in-the-dark plastic crap, that's her prerogative!

But I was once sent into a sulky, weekend-long drinking spree over one of Storm Boy's belts, so I'm not about to throw stones.

11 comments:

Comixbear said...

But don't you think it's more disturbing that Judge Blaire is staring at his daughter's dirty-pillows to begin with? ;)

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Nepharia said...

What? Would Storm Boy not let you borrow it?

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

She [hearts] Hawkman. That's sweet.

(Yeah I know, at least somebody loves Hawkman, right?)

Gyuss Baaltar said...

If he unties that ribbon from around her neck does her head fall off?

Bill S. said...

He seems so... judgemental.

If there's one thing the Dazzler needs, it's more attention paid to her tits. Anything to distract from her disco heelies!

Stephen Rader said...

That look is just THIS close to a non-verbal "Oh no she di-hdn't!"

Frightening. Not the look; the accessory.

Who wears a brooch on their friggin' SHOULDER?!?!?! Come on, girl. Get it together.

Scipio said...

"Next issue...

Dazzler and Hal Holbrook--only one can survive!!!"

MaGnUs said...

"... guest-starring Burt Reynolds as Judge Blaire!"

LurkerWithout said...

She [hearts] Hawkman. That's sweet.

(Yeah I know, at least somebody loves Hawkman, right?)


Now I have the urge to write Dazzler/Hawkman fics. Luckily for humanity I can stop that by getting drunk and searching for porn about super-heroes that doesn't involve ex-Heralds of Galactus OR a certain form LoSH member...

Blockade Boy said...

Comixbear: Ah, so the brooch is ruining it for him.

Nepharia: Zing! No, the problem was that it didn't suit him at all, and after I spent countless hours trying to convince him of that, I finally had to break into his bachelor pod and steal the damn thing. I tossed it in a passing garbage hover-lorry that was headed for a landfill. The next day at work, Storm Boy was wearing the belt again! Only now it smelled like sour milk and old space-java grounds.

Jon: Hey, I [heart] Hawkman! That bare, hairy chest...! WOOF!

Gyuss: No, but it might float up to the ceiling, like a helium balloon.

Bill S.: Hey, she dropped a cool two grand on those mirror ball roller-boots, and she's going to wear them at every opportunity. Even when gardening! Even at church!

Stephen: Heh. Dazzler: the Amy Winehouse of the Marvel Universe!

Scipio: Holy shit! You're right! (The resemblance, it's uncanny!)

MaGnUs: Or at least, his mustache.

Lurker: I have the feeling there are some Dazzler/Hawkman fics out there right now! Or at least, Dazzler/Angel, considering they kind-of dated in her own book.

losthemisphere said...

.. when I first saw that pic for some reason I thought she had a brooch pinned to her shoulder... gah...