Well, I don't see what is "fictional" about meeting a guy wearing just leather briefs with a flag... happens every other weekend at a bar I frequent.Unfortunately, the vanishing genitalia usually happens *after* they remove them...
I did once see a guy walking down the street once in tighty whities, combat boots, and giant feathery angel wings. It was Halloween and near Belmont and Halsted in Chicago so I imagine that's the exception that proves the rule.
In fact, his genitalia didn't exactly disapear either. He was packing so much that my then-girlfriend-now-wife turned her head as we drove past and exclaimed "Wow did you see that?" So I guess he really was the exception that proves the rule.
Tighty whities with angel wing? Ew. Wouldn't boxer briefs have been more fashionable?
Gustavo: No, no, I meant leather flag-undies over spandex tights! ...What? You see plenty of that, too? I have got to find this bar!Jon: Again, it doesn't count if it's just plain ol' underpants with nothin' underneath.Jon: Not that he literally had "nothing" underneath. You can paint quite the word picture!Nepharia: Exactly. Hell, he might as well have worn black socks that were held up by little garters. And a truss!
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