Monday, June 11, 2007

(...And Across Town, the Nose is Discovered Within a Loaf of Bread)

This week's redesign post is a "Rescue Me" for the Blue Streak but it will have to wait until tomorrow. In the meantime, please enjoy this. No, please.

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"Are you bothered by a beak-like protrusion in the middle of your face? We have a formula that can make it vanish completely!" Just try not to make eye contact with this bewitching alien creature. Because she'll devour your soul. And then later she'll stick her finger down one of her throats and throw it right back up again but you really won't want it at that point.

Trust me.

11 comments:

Dave said...

For seconds of "fun": Play re-constructive surgeon!

David Lawson said...

But Blockade Boy, if they have no noses, how do they smell?

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Very badly! Badum bum!

Blockade Boy said...

Dave: Cool! Boy-howdy, does she ever look a jillion times better with a nose. Any nose.

David: Heh. I'm not touching that one...

Jon: ...Because I know I can count on my pal Jon to do it for me! Well played, Jon!

Bully said...

These are the Bratz's moms, aren';t they?

MaGnUs said...

BB: AAAAAH NOOOOOO!!!!! THE MENTAL AGONY!!!!

Dave: For some reason, that link is banned at my job....

Dave said...

Novell BorderManager thinks lyst.org is evil for some reason.

/me rolls eyes and looks innocent.

I'm sure it has NOTHING to do with this.

Blockade Boy said...

Bully: Great-grandmas, actually. Babies havin' babies!

MaGnUs: I tried to warn you--!

Dave: Are you Santa?

MaGnUs said...

BB: No, you DID NOT!!!!

Blockade Boy said...

Hey, I take no responsibility for any physical or mental trauma my site may inflict. Huh. Maybe I ought to put that in a disclaimer at the top of the page! Naw, forget it. Try suing me in the FUTURE, dingleberries! *laughs maniacally*

MaGnUs said...

Hehe... I do have a disclaimer for angry creators to read before reading my blog... being in the present and all that.