Thursday, July 26, 2007

Planescape: Torment

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*crackle* This is your captain speaking... an overabundance of melodramatic thought balloons is increasing the plane's aerodynamic drag, so our arrival time will be pushed back about half an hour... if you have a problem with that, you may want to take it up with the self-pitying billionaire in seat 1-B... also, I'm afraid we have no more of those teeny liquor bottles, because the billionaire drank them all... the stewardesses will be coming around with small pillows that can be used to throw at or forcibly smother the billionaire... that is all... *crackle*
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9 comments:

Nate said...

It just ain't easy to be a multi-billionaire flying around on a private jet with a hot blonde.

This kind of ennui is exactly what brought down Lindsay Lohan.

Is there any possibility that the Hulk could lock up Lindsay Lohan in his spaceship and take her away from us?

7:34 AM
Anonymous said...

Bah! Puny green man can't stop the Lohan. Lohan is strongest one there is!

Seriously. She's scary.

9:17 AM
Isaac said...

What I find scary is that plane Tony's riding in. Have you noticed how the wings are attached at the bottom of the plane's body? How do you think it will land?

I can only picture wreckage.

But maybe some giant monster-truck wheels will pop out of the plane and everything will be okay.

9:44 AM
Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Maybe it doesn't land at all, maybe it just hovers there like Luke's landspeeder.

1:09 PM
Anonymous said...

Smother a billionaire with a pillow, eh? Well, since you said so so politely, and since it will shut off the emo-melodrama...can I punch him in his face, too?

(My name is so going on a secret government list for this, isn't it)?

4:12 PM
LurkerWithout said...

*Reads post title*

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD!!!

10:32 PM
Jeremy Rizza said...

Guyuss Baaltar: Heh. I have the feeling Lindsay will disappear just fine on her own, once the money runs out.

Anonymous: Don't get her angry. ('Cause she's a mean drunk.)

Isaac: I think the plane might actually be Quislet's big dumb hillbilly cousin.

Jon: Maybe all the thought balloons will cushion it.

Crowded House: It's probably on a list just for visiting this blog!

Lurker Without: Shit, I'm found out. Don't give me a swirlie!

6:53 AM
Anonymous said...

WIN.

(what? a guy can't experiment with all the new-fangled 'net-speaky?_

3:36 AM
MaGnUs said...

Ravenloft.... err....

2:40 AM

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