Monday, December 10, 2007

Everybody Was Feng Shui Fighting

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Never rearrange your furniture without consulting Batman first!

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Gah! It's Michael Lonsdale!

Jeremy Rizza said...

The hell--?! Who is that guy? He looks like an extruded Peter Dinklage!

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Poor Kruzh. He didn't stand a chance.

Anonymous said...

^^^ Good show.

As for who that is, I only really know him from Moonraker.

MaGnUs said...

"... those chairs were fast as lightning!"

captain koma said...

He's Batman he knows everything.

If I was going to change my tires I'd consult Batman.

Hell when I change my underwear I call the Batcave.

Dave said...

Putting this panel together with the panel from a few days ago is... interesting.

Evidently, the goons have set up their headquarters in the darkest, dankest corner of a ballroom-sized chamber. They probably have spotlights hanging from the ceiling, too -- that would explain why the shadows are pointing every which way.

Jeremy Rizza said...

Jon: Not with a Bat-mandated nickname like that, he didn't!

MaGnUs: And to be honest, it was a little bit frightening. But they color-coordinated with expert timing.

Captain Koma: I was going to inquire if Batman preferred boxers or briefs, but then I realized that he probably wants everything to be as constricting as possible.

Dave: Heh!

Scipio said...

It's like my secret fantasy come true:

Batman calling me filth and forcing me to redecorate.


That is SO hot.

Jeremy Rizza said...

Batman didn't care for a wallpaper sample I showed him; I had to do fifty push-ups.

Scipio said...

Did he put his boot on your back and a book of swatches under your nose when he did it?

That's what I always imagine...

Jeremy Rizza said...

No, but he did have Alfred lie on top of me. It was upsetting.

Anonymous said...

Ignoring newly-christened Sonny "Kruzh" Whateverhisnamemightbe for a moment, am I the only one who has trouble believing that Batman might have once said, "Not while I'm breathin'!"? Granted, he's not flamboyant enough for an Errol Flynn "Not whilst I yet breathe," but still!

Wait. Maybe it's actually Richard Nixon wearing the Batman costume, and Batman is cleverly disguised as the chair. You don't want to be using Batman as a melee weapon, that's for damned sure.

MaGnUs said...

BB: LOL! :P