Thursday, July 24, 2008

Do You Think the Punisher Would Pull This Crap?


Because I'm thinking not.

Oh, but the Black Hood pulls this crap. All the time. Because he's a petty, miserable little fucker.

Oh, and by the way? Nice ears, asshole.


Gus Casals said...

He's so opening himself out for a bitchy retort!

I'd love a Black Hood/Ambush Bug confrontation. THAT would bring him down to size.

Bill S. said...

The Black Hood doesn't seem all that heroic in this panel, does he?

Little known fact: those aren't his ears, they are prosthetics sewn into the cowl. "Kip" Burland was actually born without ears, which is why he is such a dick. When his cowl goes askew, he really freaks his enemies out!

Johnathan said...

It's like that Bob the ngry Flower comic. How the hell does he expect to maintain a secret identity with ears like that?

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

It kind of looks like that Captain America movie that came out about 10 years ago. Cap's mask had fake ears on it and that wasn't the lamest part of the whole movie.

Probably the lamest part was that after thawing out, Cap pulls a fast one on Ned Beatty so he could run away from him. Who runs away from Ned Beatty? lame.

Dean said...

This is what happens when you give guys like the Black Hood a taste of power- it drives them mad. "Take the mask off! Now put it back on! Hop on one leg! Quack like a duck!" Totally lame.

Wonder Man said...

his costume is a mess, no wonder why he has a gun

Jeremy Rizza said...

Gustavo: Heh. I wouldn't mind seeing that, as well!

Bill S.: *shudder*

Johnathan: Maybe he wears his hair in a "pageboy." (*shudder*)

Jon: Fake ears?! For realsies?

Dean: "I didn't say 'Simon says!'" *unleashes hail of bullets*

Wonder Man: He can't let anybody get near those ears, see? They grab his ears, it's all over for him. (They're sensitive, like a Ferengi's.)

Johnathan said...

Aw, for a second there I thought that you had unleashed a hail of bullets at Dean, like this was now a totalitarian comments-section in which even the slightest misstep could get us e-whacked.