Monday, July 21, 2008
I Want a New Rug
Big Max has chosen the "Mamie Eisenhower" model, apparently.
...Since he's splurged on new fake hair for himself, do you think Big Max went in for a fresh merkin as well? I've heard that some of the more leonine body hairs that I shed eventually wind up in those things. I don't even mind! I call it "sharing the wealth." Wear 'em in good health, boys!
Posted by Jeremy Rizza at 6:26 AM
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Well, we don´t see the whole body, may that is indeed the rug the narrator is referring to...
Big Max may even be pantsless to show off the new rug.
With a name like Big Max, he's probably inclined to go pantless anyway to show off the equipment.
You're not worried about being abducted, drugged, and shaved bald by black-market wigmakers, BB? Good to know. I wonder if those guys pay finder's fees...
Merkins made out of your hair? That explains some things I've seen...
Black Market Wigmakers or Secret Shavers do pay finder's fees. Unfortunately those "fees" are Reeses Pieces. The only species that has Secret Shavers that will go for body hair are those Gardner guys from E.T. Creepy, little psychic freak shows. LEARN HOW A REAL CURRENCY SYSTEM WORKS!
Gustavo and Jon: Pantsless gambling? Where is this legal? (Because I need to visi-phone my travel agent...)
Dean: Oh, they can try. And then I'll give 'em the ol' "Blockade Boy Special". It's life-changingly agonizing! And yes, my fists are involved, but that's as much as I'm willing to tell you about it.
MaGnUs: Yeah, if it looks like their junk is being devoured by squid made of grizzly bear fur, it's probably one of mine.
Lurker: Hear, hear. Space-cheddah is so much more stable! And it's good for you, too!
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