Friday, June 29, 2007

Supervillain Accessories: the Shocker

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The Shocker already had the vest. All he needed was the bow tie. Now he's ready to knock over a classy French restaurant, or perhaps a trendy bistro! (Let's just hope he doesn't get mistaken for the maƮtre de.)

9 comments:

Steven said...

So, that's just the cutest thing ever.

And is so perfect that I didn't realize what you had added until I read the text. Didn't he always have a bow tie?

Bill S. said...

Huh, am I the only one who sees a super-villain-themed male stripper? Or is that just wishful thinking?

David Lawson said...

Maybe he should take after Karate Kid and have a silhouette of a hand on his chest...

...with the thumb and ring finger turned inwards.

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

I always kind of liked Shocker but he never really gets any respect, does he?

Of course, he hasn't done anything to earn himself some respect, either.

MaGnUs said...

Bill, you're talking about Power Boy, the new one over at Supergirl.

BB: Brillaint.

Johnathan said...

This makes me happy.

Blockade Boy said...

Thank you, all! A few specific replies, now...

Steven: I always preferred Deadshot in a top hat and tails, so yeah, I think villains should turn to formalwear more often.

Bill S.: No, you're not the only one.

Jon: But he's quilted for softness!

Bully said...

You should put a boom box in his outstretched hands so he can serenade his true love outside her window.

What would he be playing? "Monkey the Shocker," of course.

Blockade Boy said...

Or if he's in a randy mood, maybe Metallica's "Ride the Lightning."