Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Name the Source of that Irritating Racket! (AAAEE!)

im41andcrushhimnow

  • Slasher's eye-lasers
  • Demitrius' poorly thought-out and grossly undefined mental powers
  • Air escaping from Iron Man's armor while it melts
  • Tony's self-pity, which has transcended mere words to manifest as an endless, ominpresent keening, like unto the banshee washer-women of lore. (Christ, now I'm writing like Conway. Somebody, slap me! No, belay that, you'd just screw it up. I'll slap me! ...YEOWW!)
  • Marianne, all the way from her crappy hotel room
  • The squealing tires of the sinister VW van, as Lucie runs their asses down and ends this stupid comic for once and for all.
  • Whitepants the Brave, pining for more sweet, sweet armor-humpin'.
  • Senator Stogie, ramming his "appropriations bill" through some page's "subcommittee."
  • Me, as I realize I still have one-and-a-half pages left of this four-color turdburger to blog.

8 comments:

MaGnUs said...

No, it's Fountain Pen Man making his first appearance, and he's singing about it.

On a completely different note BB, will you please rescue Cyclone's outfit? I think you didn't see my request on this entry's comments. Or you did, but you ignored it altogether. :P Please rescue her, she's wearing stockings and a drape!!!

Dave said...

Iron Man seems to be dripping some kind of liquid there.

He didn't just pee himself, did he?

Blockade Boy said...

Dang inability to remember HTML codes... let's try this reply AGAIN.

MaGnUs: Sorry, buddy, but like I said back on June 18 (which I tried to link to and failed) I'm not taking any more redesign requests until I can work through my massive backlog. So I guess I kind of was ignoring it! Or at least, I had chosen to not take it as a serious request, because that way I didn't have to respond to it, and yet your feelings would still theoretically be spared (cake, and I'm eating it, too!). Er, oops.

Dave: Relax, it's just diarrhea.

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

He's melting! What a world, what a world! Ahhhhaaaee!

Anonymous said...

Yeah. It's Iron Man. Peeing himself. Again. "Aaaee" is the sound of initial relief, followed by, well, Marianne and Whitepants at least deserve phone calls about it.

Seriously, didn't we already have a panel where his lower body was inexplicably soaked? Hang on. I must use...MY EYES!!

Eerie. No, I just suggested it'd be funny. And it is. And plays out almost exactly as you suggest:

http://blockadeboy.blogspot.com/2007/08/red-metal-boot-diaries.html

Wait a cotton-pickin' minute! Did you say there was cake?

Siskoid said...

Courage man! Not much more crap to wade through!

And then you'll miss it, I'm sure.

Blockade Boy said...

Jon: Heh. Maybe that's not a laser after all. Maybe Slasher is spraying him with a Diet Cherry 7-UP cannon. (That'd definitely make me seize up. And then I'd have to go kick somebody's ass.)

Anonymous: Hey, maybe you're psychic! Easy with the crabclaw tentacles, dude! And yes, there's cake. And you can eat it, too!

Siskoid: That sad part is, you're probably right.

MaGnUs said...

No worries BB... and I'll have some of that cake, but tonic water for me instead of cherry 7UP.