Setting: Manhattan, the late 1970's, in a line outside a discoAaaand SCENE. So why wouldn't Peter be wearing it now? Unless... ye gads, he thinks he's gonna score tonight! With Deborah Whitman! Because nothing primes a gal for hot bedroom action like watching a green man hypnotize people into acting like chickens.
Mary Jane: I still can't believe we're getting into the trendiest night-spot in town!
Glory: It's all a matter of who you know! The proper connections are so very important in life... like my new fella, Josh!
Josh: She means it helps if you have a boyfriend who won them in a radio contest.
Mary Jane: Either way, I just can't wait to get my Tiger out on the dance floor! It's been simply ages since we've gone anywhere, and I'm going to make him Hustle 'til it hurts! Right, Peter?
Peter: Anything for you, M.J.!
Peter [thinks]:That bouncer... he's frisking all the patrons before he lets them inside! What if he feels my web-shooters... or somehow gets a glimpse of my Spider-Man costume? It'll be "Goodbye, Web-Slinger!" I've got to think of something... and fast!
Peter: M.J., I just remembered... it's Aunt May's birthday, and I still haven't gotten her a card! I've got to run! Oh, and I'll be also be busy the entire rest of this evening. Seeya! [sprints away at spider-speed]
Mary Jane: But--!
Josh: Wow. Your boyfriend's kind of a douche.