Thursday, January 31, 2008

Now, That's a Tall Drink of Lawyer

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"Attorney Thomas Troy was disbarred today, on the grounds that he is actually four eight-year-olds stacked up on top of one another, and disguised by a cartoonishly voluminous trenchcoat. Troy's coworkers first grew suspicious when they noticed the 16'3" Troy in the mens' room, urinating out of a hole in the knee of his trousers..."

12 comments:

Nepharia said...

"Troy's coworkers first grew suspicious when they noticed the 16'3" Troy in the mens' room, urinating out of a hole in the knee of his trousers..."

Hmmmm, so does that mean there is another 8 yo in his other pant leg? Crazy

Agent Hanson said...
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Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

If I remember my Little Rascals correctly, one of those kids has a boxing glove attached to the end of a pair of extension scissors, so look out for that.

Anonymous said...

If not for the blonde hair, I would have thought it was J.D. and Turk playing the "world's most giant lawyer"

That's some pretty crappy forced perspective. Leonardo Da Vinci must be rolling around in his grave.

-Phil

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Good thing Da Vinci invented an automatic coffin roller.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, plus the soil his rolling around displaces forms into the most beautiful dirt piles you've ever seen. He was (and is) truly a master of all mediums.

-Phil

Blockade Boy said...

Nepharia: Looking at that panel, I think there's a strong possibility ol' Troy there only has one leg, and it's centered squarely beneath his junk. He's like a human pogo stick!

Jon: I think Iron Man has one of those in his chest plate!

Phil: Can't you just accept that he's 16'3" tall?

Hale of Angelthorne said...

"only has one leg, and it's centered squarely beneath his junk"

Because the alternative, that he has no legs, is simply to horrifying to contemplate.

Blockade Boy said...

So he'd be "letting his finger do the walking", so to speak? *shudder*

Chance said...

As usual, that was the funniest thing I read or heard ALL DAY.

Justin Garrett Blum said...

Gods, this post and this whole comments thread has me practically rolling (just not in my grave).

Hale of Angelthorne said...

So he'd be "letting his finger do the walking", so to speak? *shudder*

See? I WARNED you it was too horrifying to contemplate! But did you listen? NNNOOOOOO! You went right ahead and contemplated it.