"Attorney Thomas Troy was disbarred today, on the grounds that he is actually four eight-year-olds stacked up on top of one another, and disguised by a cartoonishly voluminous trenchcoat. Troy's coworkers first grew suspicious when they noticed the 16'3" Troy in the mens' room, urinating out of a hole in the knee of his trousers..."
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"Troy's coworkers first grew suspicious when they noticed the 16'3" Troy in the mens' room, urinating out of a hole in the knee of his trousers..."
Hmmmm, so does that mean there is another 8 yo in his other pant leg? Crazy
If I remember my Little Rascals correctly, one of those kids has a boxing glove attached to the end of a pair of extension scissors, so look out for that.
If not for the blonde hair, I would have thought it was J.D. and Turk playing the "world's most giant lawyer"
That's some pretty crappy forced perspective. Leonardo Da Vinci must be rolling around in his grave.
-Phil
Good thing Da Vinci invented an automatic coffin roller.
Yeah, plus the soil his rolling around displaces forms into the most beautiful dirt piles you've ever seen. He was (and is) truly a master of all mediums.
-Phil
Nepharia: Looking at that panel, I think there's a strong possibility ol' Troy there only has one leg, and it's centered squarely beneath his junk. He's like a human pogo stick!
Jon: I think Iron Man has one of those in his chest plate!
Phil: Can't you just accept that he's 16'3" tall?
"only has one leg, and it's centered squarely beneath his junk"
Because the alternative, that he has no legs, is simply to horrifying to contemplate.
So he'd be "letting his finger do the walking", so to speak? *shudder*
As usual, that was the funniest thing I read or heard ALL DAY.
Gods, this post and this whole comments thread has me practically rolling (just not in my grave).
So he'd be "letting his finger do the walking", so to speak? *shudder*
See? I WARNED you it was too horrifying to contemplate! But did you listen? NNNOOOOOO! You went right ahead and contemplated it.
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