Saturday, January 26, 2008
Once More, With Follicles
Star Boy freaks out over Darkling's unbridled sexfulness: take two! By special kind-of-request by Bill S., I have a whole passel of alternate reaction shots, not by the timid and beardless mid-teens Star Boy, but by the confident and slobber-worthy bearded late-teens/early-twenties Star Boy! (I'm not sure how old he is in these. Damn sliding timeline!) Sadly, only the above picture features his mustache in handsome "handlebar mode."
Let the multi-stage spooge-fest commence!
Stage one: Sits violently upright, spilling absinthe.
Stage two: Imagines doing the horizontal Shurg with Darkling. And then with both Darkling and current girlfriend, Dream Girl.
Stage three: Realizes was talking aloud about stage two. Ignores catty comment from friend who doesn't even have his own penis. I mean, seriously. What the hell?! Cram it, space-eunuch!
Stage four: Logical portion of brain held down and mercilessly pummeled by own horniness.
Stage five: Gives up fighting, "enjoys the ride."
Stage six: Symbolic ejaculation.
Stage seven: Body spontaneously fractures in four-hundred places.
Stage eight: Lengthy recuperation. Tries to rub bits of shattered pelvis against cast.