Thursday, June 21, 2007

Lana's Gonna Walk da Erf

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Oh, the Langs know that Venom is hiding in Lana's cleavage. They're aware. But they're certainly not going to give the perfidious symbiote the satisfaction of talking about him.

15 comments:

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

The colors go with your hair which will be covered by the lead helmet!

Yankee Jones said...

You're both a fashionista and a red-head Blockade Boy...does green actually go with orange?

Poor Ma Lane: valium addict or just generally stupid?

Justin Garrett Blum said...

That peek-a-boo Venom kind of reminds me of the logo on Space Ghost's chest.

The Mutt said...

Definitely Space Ghost.

Did any fanboy writer ever spin an explaination for why a little Kansas farm town was absolutely crawling with mad scientists, gangsters, aliens and superheroes?

Anonymous said...

Hopefully, Superboy deduces Lana's identity precisely because the colors go so with her (hidden) hair. "Only one girl in all of Smallville would look as good in that color scheme. Her hair and complexion would have to match those of...Lana Lang!"

Bill S. said...

Wait, Lana's mom is admiring the costume? Talk about the fashion kiss of death! Look at what Ma Lang is wearing, fer gosh sake!

Blockade Boy said...

Jon: The important thing is that Lana thinks she looks good. (And how did Prof. Lang know what size helmet would fit her tiny head? How often does he make helmets for her to wear, anyway? Or is his own noggin just as puny?)

Yankee Jones: I guess we'll find out tonight when I post my Plant Lad makeover. (Spoiler!)

Justin and the Mutt (my favorite 1970's folk-rock duo): Or maybe it's Doorman from the GLA!

Anonymous: Superboy's Fashion Sense is tingling!

Bill S.: Well, Ma Lang was Sorghum Queen of the tri-county area, so she knows a thing or two about "gussying up."

Crowded House said...

Wait...if Venom is in Lana's cleavage...OH GOD, Carnage is in her vagina, isn't he? Must...not...look!

Anonymous said...

Green clothing generally does work fairly well on orange-headed people, as green and red are complimentary colours. However, all that white would look atrocious. Redheads are their ilk (*cough* Irishmen *cough*) are notoriously pale. It would be hard to tell where the person ends and the outfit begins.

Awful. Just awful.

Blockade Boy said...

Crowded House: Man, I just had to read that over breakfast, didn't I? Excuse me... *hulp*

Anonymous: You're totally right. The only good thing I can say about it is it protects her arms from the sun.

MaGnUs said...

You're both a fashionista and a red-head Blockade Boy...does green actually go with orange?

Yes, of course. Syrin, Kinetix, Maxima, Phoenix (Jean Grey), and even that pantyless exhibitionist of Cyclone.

And of course, the same town that never noticed that Superboy and Clark Kent where the same guy, will never notice that the new redheaded superheroine with the glowing belt is the daughter of the guy who constnatly brings weird artifacts from around the world.

Blockade Boy said...

It's Smallville, MaGnUs. It it don't got nothin' to do with growin' crops, it ain't gettin' noticed.

Bill S. said...

Hence the peek-a-boob Venom.

Blockade Boy said...

Heh. "Do you like the quilting work I did, honey? Y'see, I found this odd black costume tangled up in the wash line and I thought the cowl would look just scrumptious on the front of your frock! There was a squealing noise and some wriggling when I cut it off from the rest of the costume but I think it's almost dead by now."

MaGnUs said...

Crop growing and sister-marrying.