Night Girl's hair found out somebody was imitating it, so it ordered a preemptive strike! Night Girl's hair doesn't shit around. And it's extremely sensitive. For example, you wouldn't want to tease Night Girl's hair. *rimshot* Thank you, Weight Wizard. At ease.
I suppose I should mention all my rimshots (that's what the kids are calling them nowadays) are provided by Weight Wizard, whose current task is to follow me around naked save for a military-type side drum. You don't want to know what he did with the fife.
Special footnote: the above image is by Jim Aparo, from his All My People Look Like Butter Sculptures period.