Monday, July 02, 2007

You're Next, Audrey Hepburn

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Night Girl's hair found out somebody was imitating it, so it ordered a preemptive strike! Night Girl's hair doesn't shit around. And it's extremely sensitive. For example, you wouldn't want to tease Night Girl's hair. *rimshot* Thank you, Weight Wizard. At ease.

I suppose I should mention all my rimshots (that's what the kids are calling them nowadays) are provided by Weight Wizard, whose current task is to follow me around naked save for a military-type side drum. You don't want to know what he did with the fife.

Special footnote: the above image is by Jim Aparo, from his All My People Look Like Butter Sculptures period.

8 comments:

Johnathan said...

It kind of looks like the guy behind the rock ain't no pushover in the hair department - those laser blasts are leveling the countryside, yet his curls remain unscathed after a direct hit.

Bully said...

Whoa, psychedelic, right down to the multicolored logo. Was this comic actually sold in stores, or was it just painted on Goldie Hawn's body?

Blockade Boy said...

Jonathan: Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's a toupee.

Bully: Haw! Given the "quality" of Charlton printing, you could sunbathe with this comic on your stomach for about fifteen minutes and all the inks would completely transfer into your skin like it was Silly Putty.

Scipio said...

What could possible attempt to imitate Night Girl's hair? Who would risk getting sucked into into endless manifold vortex of inky black hairfulness?

Shear insanity, indeed!

Blockade Boy said...

It's scary, alright. Still, I think I'm gonna have another go at redesigning Night Girl's costume and I'm going to have to address the hair. (I feel like a lion tamer!) I think what I'll try to do is keep the height but make it look more elegant, like Leslie Caron in "Gigi." Wish me luck! (I have nightmares about trying to dress Night Girl's hair and then it Steve Irwins me with a stray, point lock...)

Blockade Boy said...

I meant to type "stray, pointy lock." Night Girl's hair has me so intimidated I can't even type properly!

Scipio said...

I took me almost two days to get the part about Audrey Hepburn.

I'm so out-gayed by you, it shames me.

Blockade Boy said...

Wow. That makes me like the Jesse Owens of the Gay Olympics.