Thursday, July 05, 2007

Give Me Balloon Inspection Or Give Me Death

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Careful with the patter, Swifty! You're liable to start a riot! Y'see, if there's anything I learned from all the time I spent in 21st Century Wichita, Kansas (a.k.a. The Hand-Painted Anti-Abortion Roadsign Capital of the World) it's that Midwesterners love anything that's free! (Except access to abortion.) Take a look at how the prospect of a free balloon inspection affected that guy in the brown suit. From his posture, I'm pretty sure he just crapped his pants. (And yet his enthusiasm remains undimmed.)

2 comments:

Bill S. said...

Are they not letting Hank onto the balloon?

"We don't serve YOUR kind here!"

Blockade Boy said...

And yet they allowed a ventriloquist dummy in ahead of him! It's a travesty of justice, I tells ya!