Wednesday, August 08, 2007

The Little Engineer Who Couldn't


"Tried... I tried... I tried -- to not look up her skirt!"

As for those "weakened supports", they were crumbling pretty goddamn slowly before Iron Man even got there, Young Gerry Conway. And I think the lovely young lady is gonna be mighty pissed once she figures out that Iron Man's repulsor rays have sanded off the bottom third of her feet.


Anonymous said...

I think you're misinterpreting. Those aren't the supports Tony was looking for. So to speak.

Tony's an ekshpert with the ladies. Well, until he blacks out from all the exertion of posing and looking at stuff.

Jeremy Rizza said...

On top of that, his truss just gave way! (Sex-induced hernia, y'know.)