Subtext: "...So try not bitching at me for ten seconds!" Criminy. She spent nearly the entire plane trip with her mouth shut (granted, her thought balloons were suffocating) and now Tony's shutting her down at the first opportunity. Jerkoff. Also, don't look now but I think Machine Man is trying to pick your pocket. Or cop a feel. I'm not sure what's going on with him.
damn, this is the most amazing blog concept and beautiful commentary on Iron Man and comic conventions.
Keep on, this is super.
To be fair, Marianne is only so jumpy because she thinks that Iron Man is going to attack her from behind.
Wait a minute, that's not Machine Man's arm!
No, it's not Machine Man's arm...
Anonymous: Thank you very much! I'm having a great time writing this (even though it doesn't hew to my blog's theme).
Bill S.: And then the three of them will conga off the plane!
Jon and MaGnUs: See, I would never stoop that low. (That's what Weight Wizard is for.)
I BET THAT'S NOT MACHINE MAN'S ARM!
It's his penis.
Thank you for clearing that up for everyone.
BB, what's a penis?
Jonathan! Now see what you've done? This was a nice, family-friendly blog before your thoughtless little remark. I bet you thought you were being "cool," didn't you? Well, if that's what it takes to fit in with those new friends of yours, maybe they're not your friends. Now go up to your room and stay there while your mother and I decide how to punish you. Bully, honey, that's a word only grown-ups are supposed to use. Don't worry about it. Here, have a juice box.
If you don't teach'em the right terminology, they'll just learn the "slang" terms on the "streets".
You did not just compare me to Weight Wizard again!
Phillip: That's why Bully's mother and I have decided to send him to a Christian youth camp until we can figure out how to explain it to him. Jonathan? Straight to military school, and he ain't never comin' back. (Sorry, Jonathan, but it really is for the best. See you when you're 18!)
MaGnUs: Really, I don't understand what the problem is here. I love Weight Wizard. (Frequently!)
So, uh, do I have to start commenting on a Sgt. Rock-themed comics blog now? How does this work?
Either "Sgt. Rock" or "Tod Holton: Super Green Beret." Your choice, little mister.
BB: The part where he raids Dr. Strange's closet.
Does it help that he's naked most of the time? ...No? My apologies, then. I'll quit it.
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