Professor Lang is so enraptured by his white colonialist fantasies that he doesn't even notice the legendary Ninth Wonder of the World: namely, Earth's Largest Chia Pet.
Monday, June 18, 2007
Damn Imperialist Venusians!
Professor Lang is so enraptured by his white colonialist fantasies that he doesn't even notice the legendary Ninth Wonder of the World: namely, Earth's Largest Chia Pet.
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Oh, man. I had a class with Professor Lang the year I attended Smallville University. Dude had the easiest tests - the answer was always choice d)'Aliens did it.'
Oh man. I'm l-o-ling about that one, Johnathan.
I'd love to read Dr. Lang's Ph.D. dissertation on how space men from Alpha Centauri are responsible for all of the socks that disappear out of clothes dryers. (Don't ask me how that's an appropriate dissertation for an archaology degree. It was the Silver Age!)
And for a trick question, the write-in answer is "mole men from the Earth's core."
Don't remind me. I came *this* close to acing that course.
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