By the way, you know what all the upper-class business magnates like to wear?
...Oops. My bad. That's actually what pimps like to wear. (Tony still qualifies!)
Friday, August 03, 2007
This Looks Like a Job for an STD-Riddled Bottle Jockey!
By the way, you know what all the upper-class business magnates like to wear?
...Oops. My bad. That's actually what pimps like to wear. (Tony still qualifies!)
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Hey, if a monogrammed belt buckle is good enough for Clark Kent, it's good enough for Tony Stark.
God Tony, that's gotta be one of the most awful belts EVER.
Coin-operated Tony Stark: Deposit 5 cents for drunken ramblings, 10 cents for an afternoon of crying into beers while lamenting how he can never know true love while he must be Iron Man for, like, the six hundredth time; 25 cents for an entire week of binge drinking and partying, and 1 dollar to watch him act completely out of character, capture everyone who disagrees with him, call those who fight against him 'unpatriotic traitors' and just generally act like a douchebag. Moral high horse not included.
Tony has the same tailor as Power Man. Who'd have thought it?
I literally spat all over my keyboard reading this post. Curse you, Blockade Boy! Curse you and your 30th century ultra-humor!
Jon: I grok what you're getting at, but I personally don't think that belt buckle is good enough for Clark Kent.
MaGnUs: To be fair, he's only wearing it because he lost a drinking contest.
Crowded House: That's really quite economical! (Joe Quesada must have a ton of dollar coins.)
Dave: Haw!
Chance: Sorry about your keyboard. Maybe I should post a warning about the ultra-strength of my futuristic humor. I don't need any lawsuits right now.
No, no! That is not a monogrammed belt buckle.
Tony Stark has his own clothing line consisting of belts, boots, and puke-resistant rayon shirts. The TS is a brand symbol, people!
Moustache rides: 5 cents.
Hey! I already did that joke. Although now I wish I had included that, too.
I saw a niche and I filled it.
Which costs a dime, by the way.
Scipio: So what you're saying is that Tony Stark = Super Donald Trump?
Jonathan and Crowded House: But with Dum-Dum Dugan it costs $1.50.
I don't wanna know what a mustache ride is, but mine are $3 (ladies only).
Do you make them sign a personal injury waiver beforehand? It looks awful pointy.
Yes, of course. I can't be dealing with no lawsuits! Oh, and you must be *this* high to ride.
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